I’m very interested in things and stuff. These are my thoughts on those topics.

I’m very interested in things and stuff. These are my thoughts on those topics.


  • Avengers: Infinity War

    If you don’t hear from me for a while, presume it’s because my Google searching for cryogenic freezing methods to get myself to May 2018 faster was successful.


  • Movies! But, Like, Anywhere!

    Since 2014, if you had purchased a digital copy of a movie from Disney (or one of their studios, like Pixar or Marvel), you redeemed the code at Disney Movies Anywhere. This unlocked the movie not only on their app, but added it to your iTunes, Google Play, Vudu, and Amazon accounts as well, making…


  • Tale as Old as Time

    The first trailer for the live action Beauty and The Beast hit the internet today and it’s a welcome respite from the total shit-sandwich last week was. Watch it. Get excited. Do a little jig. Take your mind off of how awful everything is for a few minutes.


  • The “Wonder Woman” Trailer Is Here

    While I want to stand firm on my “fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me” position on the DC Extended Universe, this trailer for Wonder Woman kinda makes me wanna go see the movie. Like, a lot. And, to its credit, it features 800% more colors than either Man of Steel or Batman v. Superman: Dawn…


  • The Best Political Ad in the History of Political Ads (Probably)

    Re-elect Gerald Daugherty so poor Charlyn Daugherty doesn’t go crazy, people. Source: Digg.com


  • Ted Cruz: Not “Going to Come Like a Servile Puppy Dog”

    After not endorsing the sentient Cheeto of Hate that is running for President of the United States last night, Ted Cruz doubled down this morning by saying he’s “not in the habit of supporting people who attack my wife and attack my father”. I’m getting this weird feeling in my brain. It feels like… respect.…


  • Delete Your Account

    The only thing that annoys me about this is that they didn’t include a GIF of Hillary dropping a mic because that’s what she just did you guys.


  • GoPro View of Cheetah Run

    If you’ve ever wanted to see what it would look like if you were shrunken down and riding on the back of a cheetah while they were running, the Cincinnati Zoo has you covered. Spoiler: It’s awesome.


  • “I’m on a Boat” with Classroom Instruments

    I’m a big fan of the Classroom Instruments bit on “The Tonight Show”, and I’m an even bigger fan of The Lonely Island, so this is kinda a perfect storm for me.


  • A Spoiler-Free Review of “Captain America: Civil War” in GIFs

    Thanks to my Dad, I got to go see “Captain America: Civil War” last night. Here is my spoiler-free review of the movie in two GIFs. It’s a really good movie, you guys. Go see it as soon as you can! Featured Image: Appietjuh on Reddit | GIFs from Giphy